9 Offbeat Towns To Visit In The Ozarks
The Ozarks, a mountain range in mid-southern America, are already offbeat. Uncover offbeat but still upbeat Ozark haunts, those with vibrant natural and commercial attractions that are undeniably unique. Discover small towns with caves, castles, wild horses, giant sculptures, and museums of things like a pioneer village, Route 66, and the聽Titanic. Learn where you can find these charming Ozark oddities.
Eminence, Missouri
Eminence is a 500ish-person "city" in an eminent section of the聽Missouri聽Ozarks. The Ozark National Scenic Riverways, which make up Missouri's largest national park, flows through the community and into the Alley Spring and Mill, a 130-year-old bright red former wheat mill on a deep blue mineral spring that maintains a 57-degree temperature. If that is not magical enough, Eminence has multiple herds of wild horses, which are thought to descend from domesticated horses released by destitute Depression-era farmers. In 1996,聽Arkansas-born president聽Bill Clinton聽signed a bill protecting the equines as living features of the National Scenic Riverways. You can spot these Ozark unicorns roaming around Shawnee Creek Horse Camp and RV Park.
Grove, Oklahoma
The Ozarks come to an end near Grove in northeastern聽Oklahoma. Another undersized city, Grove, has about 7,000 residents and straddles 46,500 acres of聽Grand Lake o' the Cherokees. Along with marinas and resorts, the lake's extensive shore contains the Har-Ber Village Museum, a six-acre reproduced pioneer village from the 19th and early 20th centuries. After checking out pre-statehood antiques in Har-Ber, you can see two massive, more modern antiques in nearby Copeland. The 20-foot "Muffler Men," one with a hat and one without, stand on either side of a storage facility. The hatless figure advertises Copeland Switch Antique Shop.
Jasper, Arkansas
There is a second Grand Canyon in America, which can be found just outside聽Jasper, Arkansas. The "Arkansas Grand Canyon" is not actually a canyon. Rather, it is a wide, deep valley in the Ozark Mountains. You can survey the site from many areas, but arguably, the most accessible point is a rest stop on the AR-7 six miles south of Jasper. The Cliff House Inn lets valley viewers rest overnight and provides them with food and souvenirs. Two other offbeat sites are the Bradley House and Chaney Log Cabin, which co-headline an open-air museum of 19th-century Arkansas in Jasper proper.
Camdenton, Missouri
Camdenton is the gateway to the聽Lake of the Ozarks, one of the top vacation spots in Missouri. On the southern arm of this 54,000-acre reservoir is Ha Ha Tonka State Park, a hilariously named recreation area with a somber yet stately attraction, the Ha Ha Tonka Castle. A medieval-style mansion conceived by聽Kansas City聽businessman Robert Snyder, the castle began construction in 1905 with help from Scottish stone masons. In 1906, Snyder died in one of the state's first car accidents. Snyder's sons finished the castle in the 1920s, but it was destroyed by fire about 20 years later. The ravishing ruins remain.
North of Ha Ha Tonka and next to Camdenton is Bridal Cave, a near-mile-long limestone cavern in Thunder Mountain Park. Given its name, Bridal Cave is an offbeat wedding destination. Another short drive north is Osage Beach, the setting of the Netflix show聽Ozark. Marty Byrde's, a gastropub inspired by the popular series, can be found in nearby Lake Ozark.
Branson, Missouri
Branson, Missouri, is the Ozarks'聽Disneyland. This 13,000ish-person city has Shepherd of the Hills, WonderWorks, Silver Dollar City, Bigfoot Fun Park, Aquarium at the Boardwalk, Ripley's Believe It or Not!, and Hollywood Wax Museum, all of which are on 76 Country Boulevard, undoubtedly the most entertaining road in rural Missouri. Also riding that road is Dolly Parton's Stampede, an extravagant dinner theater owned by the extravagant country singer. But that is still just the tip of the 76 Blvd iceberg. A mock iceberg leads visitors into the Titanic Museum, a repository of聽Titanic聽attractions and artifacts housed in a replica of the ship. What is quirkier than a聽Titanic聽museum hundreds of miles from the ocean?聽
Baxter Springs, Kansas
Another endpoint of the Ozarks is extreme southeast聽Kansas, which comprises the small community of Baxter Springs. At different times, an Indigenous settlement, frontier village,聽Civil War聽fort, cowtown, mining center, and mineral springs resort, Baxter Springs' diverse history is displayed at the Heritage Center & Museum and Fort Blair Historic Site. Moreover, having been a stop on the infamous Route 66, Baxter Springs contains the Route 66 Visitor's Center, a former Phillips 66 gas station built in 1930 and repurposed as a museum. It features Route 66 information, souvenirs, and memorabilia.
Lead Hill, Arkansas
If you thought there could be only one abandoned medieval-style castle in the Ozarks, get a load of Lead Hill. Just outside this tiny Arkansas town is the Ozark Medieval Fortress, an attempt to build a 13th-century French castle using 13th-century materials and methods. The project began in 2009 and ended in 2012 for lack of funding. Surrounding Lead Hill and the OMF's ruins are medieval-sounding "hollows" like Clinton Hollow, Curtis Hollow, and Tucker Hollow. The last of those is a park and campground on Bull Shoals Lake, which is shaped like a dragon rather than a bull.
Carthage, Missouri
With roughly 15,500 residents,聽Carthage, Missouri, is the closest to a city-sized city on this list. It was named after an聽ancient Mediterranean city, and, appropriately, it hosted the Battle of Carthage, one of the first conflicts in the Civil War. Along with the Battle of Carthage State Historic Site and Battle of Carthage Civil War Museum, the city claims Boots Court Motel, a historic Route 66 motel that opened in 1939, fell into disrepair, and was recently renovated. It is now accepting reservations. Carthage's quirkiest attraction, however, has to be Precious Moments Chapel and Gardens, a church and park dedicated to the titular figurines that you may have seen under glass at grandma's house.
Eureka Springs, Arkansas
If Branson is the Ozarks' Disneyland,聽Eureka Springs聽is their Burning Man. Oddballs come from far and wide to drink in this small and quirky Arkansas community. Its attractions include聽Christ of the Ozarks, Arkansas' 65-foot answer to聽Christ the Redeemer; Thorncrown Chapel, a postmodern mountainside church; Haunted Eureka Springs, a tour of historic and supposedly haunted downtown; and Quigley's Castle, an eccentric house called "the Ozarks' strangest dwelling." Naturally, this hipster haven hosts dozens of offbeat festivals, such as the Eureka Springs Chocolate Lovers Festival, Ozark Mountain UFO Conference, Hillberry: The Harvest Moon Festival, and its own version of Mardis Gras.
The Ozarks are the weird cousins of the聽Rockies听补苍诲听Appalachians. This black sheep of the American mountain family is fleeced with small communities containing strange wonders. These comprise Eminence, Camdenton, Branson, and Carthage in Missouri; Jasper, Lead Hill, and Eureka Springs in Arkansas; Grove in Oklahoma; and Baxter Springs in Kansas. Leave the flock to discover the magnificence of the Mid-South.